Don't let your past
haunt you.
CleanMyAss uses AI to find years of embarrassing DMs, posts, and comments — then wipes them before anyone else does. In hours, not weeks.
“Already scared? Good. That's the point.”
147,832 embarrassing messages found and destroyed
|Used by professionals, politicians, creators, and people who just grew up.
This is what AI found in a real account.
Could be yours.
The Ghost
You sent 6 messages. They sent 0. This thread has been dead for 2.3 years.
The 3AM Confessional
7 confessions at 3AM. They replied "haha thanks" at 9:47AM. Vergonha alheia score: 94/100.
The Monologue
20 messages over 14 months with zero replies. They saw every single one. This is a TED Talk nobody asked for.
The Ex Files
3,847 messages to someone who sent 434. The last exchange was "i miss you" / "please stop messaging me". This is a crime scene.
The Story Simp
41 story reactions on one person. They never replied. Your girlfriend can see this activity feed.
The Political Hot Take
This comment is public, has your full name attached, and appears on Google page 2 for your name.
Fictional examples based on real patterns. The names are made up. The cringe is universal.
Your inbox is worse. You just don't remember.
Find Out → Clean My AccountThe internet never forgets.
But now you can make it.
Every DM you sent at 3am. Every political hot take from 2019. Every cringy comment on your ex's photo. Every like on a post you'd never touch today.
It's all still there. And it only takes one screenshot to end a career, a relationship, or a reputation.
HR departments search your socials. Exes screenshot your DMs. Cancel culture doesn't need context.
You can't change who you were. But you can clean up what you left behind.
3 steps. Zero judgment.
Connect
Sign in with Google or email OTP — no password to create. Then link your Instagram securely via encrypted session tokens. We never see or store your Instagram password.
Find
Our AI goes through your entire message history, posts, comments, and likes. It classifies everything by risk level: cringe DMs, political takes, one-sided conversations, ghosted threads, embarrassing reactions. You get a full "Dirt Report".
Clean
Choose what goes. Set filters (by date, by person, by category). Hit purge. We unsend messages, remove reactions, delete comments — all while respecting Instagram's rate limits so your account stays safe.
Wake up to a cleaner past.
AI-powered. Surgically precise.
Smart Classification
AI categorizes every conversation: flirt, friendship, professional, spam, risky
Gender Detection
Identifies who you were talking to — and how one-sided the conversation was
Ghost Detector
Finds threads where you were completely ignored. Maximum vergonha alheia
One-Sided Score
Shows conversations where you sent 90%+ of the messages. Ouch.
Stale Thread Cleanup
Auto-targets conversations dead for 6+ months
Political Risk Detectorsoon
Flags posts, comments, and likes with political or controversial content
Scheduled Auto-Clean
Set it and forget it — new risky content gets caught automatically
Multi-Account
Manage multiple Instagram accounts from one dashboard
Don't nuke everything.
Just the parts that haunt you.
12 filter types. Combine them. Stack them. Find exactly the cringe you're looking for.
Ghost Filter
Find every thread where you were ignored.
Toggle: Ghosted threads only
47 threads found — 23 with 0 replies, 14 seen but ignored
Ghost % Filter
Not just "did they reply" — how much did they reply.
Slider: Your message share 70% ——●—— 100%
134 threads where you did 85%+ of the talking
Specific Person
Search by @username. Find everything.
Search: @your.ex
Found in 3 threads, 4,281 messages (89% yours)
Gender Filter
AI detects the likely gender of each contact.
Dropdown: Female / Male / Unknown
31 threads — "Women who never replied to you"
Keyword Filter
Search inside message content.
Search: "i miss you"
Found in 14 threads, 23 messages across 4 contacts
Media Filter
Find threads where you sent photos, videos, or voice messages.
Toggles: Photos / Videos / Voice / Links
12 threads — 34 photos sent to people who ghosted you
Time & Activity
Filter by when it happened and how stale it is.
Time: 12AM–5AM | Older than 365 days
89 late-night messages across 31 threads, 65% ghosted
Manual Search
Your inbox, organized. Browse, search, decide.
Full-text search + sort + tags
Browse all threads with AI labels and risk badges
🧩 Combine Filters — The Power Move
Ghost + Female + 180 days
Women who ignored you 6+ months ago
Keyword "love" + Own share ≥ 90%
One-sided love declarations
Media + Ghost + 12AM-5AM
Drunk photos to people who never replied
Specific person + All messages
Everything you ever sent to one person
This is the opposite of "delete all". This is: delete exactly what needs to go.
How big is your profile?
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- ✓1 Instagram profile
- ✓Full AI scan + Dirt Report
- ✓See all risky messages & categories
- ✓No cleanup — just the truth
- ✓No credit card required
Managing multiple artists? Enterprise plans for agencies, labels, and PR firms. Same pricing with volume discounts.
Real stories. Anonymous users. Zero shame.
Everyone has a reason. Here are some of theirs.
Comecei a namorar e descobri que a melhor amiga da minha namorada eu tinha conversado intimamente há uns 3 anos atrás. Ainda bem que eu usei o CMA antes kkkk. Imagina o churrasco de família.
— Lucas, 27
São Paulo
apagou 340 mensagens de 12 threads
Fui chamado pra uma entrevista na empresa dos sonhos. Na mesma hora lembrei dos comentários que eu fazia em post político em 2020. Rodei o scan e achei 47 comentários públicos que eu nem lembrava. Apaguei tudo antes da entrevistadora ter tempo de googlar meu nome.
— Anônimo, 31
desenvolvedor
apagou 47 comentários públicos
Minha ex começou a namorar um cara que é amigo de amigo meu. Eu sabia que uma hora ele ia ver as DMs antigas dela comigo. Apaguei 2.400 mensagens numa noite. Prevenção é tudo.
— Rafael, 25
Rio de Janeiro
apagou 2.400 mensagens
Sou social media manager e uma cliente nova me passou o Instagram dela pra gerenciar. Abri o inbox e vi que tinha conversas pesadíssimas com ex-marido, com candidato político, de tudo. Rodei o CMA antes de qualquer coisa. A mulher nem sabia o que tinha ali.
— Camila, 29
agência de marketing
limpou 3 contas de clientes
Eu mandava áudio e foto pra GERAL em 2021. Era fase difícil. Quando comecei terapia, o terapeuta disse pra eu 'deixar o passado pra trás'. Deixei mesmo: 1.800 mensagens, 34 threads, tudo gone. Melhor dinheiro que já gastei em saúde mental.
— Anônima, 24
estudante
apagou 1.800 mensagens + 89 reações
Ia me candidatar a vereador. Meu assessor mandou eu limpar as redes antes de qualquer coisa. A IA achou 200+ curtidas em posts de outro partido, comentários zuando candidato aliado, e umas DMs que... melhor nem falar. Limpamos tudo em um fim de semana.
— Anônimo, 42
candidato
limpou 4 contas (pessoal + alts)
Meu namorado pegou meu celular pra ver uma foto e abriu o Instagram por acidente. Naquele dia eu jurei que ia limpar tudo. O CMA achou 67 conversas que eu literalmente esqueci que existiam. Dormi em paz pela primeira vez em meses.
— Juliana, 26
Belo Horizonte
apagou 67 threads inteiras
Sou influencer de finanças. Em 2019 eu postava meme de cripto e opinião sobre tudo. Hoje tenho patrocínio de banco. Imagina se alguém acha um print meu falando 'banco é golpe' kkk. Limpei 3 anos de posts e comments em uma tarde.
— Anônimo, 30
influencer
apagou 180+ posts e comentários
Separei do meu marido e ele ameaçou mostrar minhas DMs. Fui lá e apaguei antes. Não tinha nada demais, mas a paranoia é real. Quando vi no relatório que eu tinha 4.000 mensagens com um colega de trabalho, aí eu entendi o que ele ia usar contra mim.
— Anônima, 35
advogada
apagou 4.000+ mensagens
Eu usava o Instagram da empresa pra flertar. Sim, eu sei. Quando trocou a gestão, rodei o CMA no mesmo dia. 'Bot de atendimento mandou 340 mensagens pessoais pro inbox de clientes' ia ser difícil de explicar.
— Anônimo, 28
ex-social media de loja
apagou 340 mensagens da conta da empresa
Gente, eu me converti tem 2 anos. Entrei pra igreja, batizei nas águas, tô no grupo de louvor, ministério de casais, tudo certinho. Só que meu Instagram é de 2016. DEZ ANOS de história ali dentro. Eu era OUTRA pessoa. Rodei o CMA e quase passei mal com o relatório. 2.300 mensagens, 47 threads com homem que eu nem lembro o rosto. Minha amiga da célula falou: 'apaga e não olha pra trás, igual mulher de Ló'. Melhor conselho que eu já recebi kkkkk
— Anônima, 28
Goiânia
"Nova criatura, inbox novo"
Vou ser sincero: eu quase não usei. Fiquei com o dedo no botão uns 3 dias. Toda hora eu pensava 'vou passar meu login do Instagram pra um site chamado CleanMyAss... será que é golpe?' kkkk. Mas aí vi que é seguro, não salva senha, é por token de sessão. Conectei, rodei o scan, e quando vi o relatório com 600+ mensagens de risco eu pensei 'foda-se, preciso disso'. Acordei e tava tudo limpo. Troquei a senha do Instagram depois por paranoia, mas nunca aconteceu nada.
— Pedro, 30
Florianópolis
"Troquei a senha depois por paranoia, mas nunca aconteceu nada"
Cara, eu era MUITO vocal contra o Trump em 2020. Story, comentário em post gringo, repost de notícia, meme pesado, tudo que você imaginar. Passaram 6 anos, casei, tive filho, e agora a gente planejou a viagem dos sonhos pra Disney. Aí meu cunhado que mora nos EUA mandou: 'Cuidado que o CBP tá olhando rede social na imigração'. Gelei. Rodei o scan: 89 posts, 140+ comments, 12 stories salvos nos highlights. Apaguei TUDO em uma tarde. Minha esposa nem sabe que eu quase ferrei nossas férias por causa de meme de 2020 kkkkk
— Thiago, 33
Curitiba
"Magic Kingdom valeu cada centavo do CMA"
Em 2021 eu tinha 800 seguidores. Postava besteira, respondia story de crush, mandava DM pra gente que eu nem conhecia, brigava nos comentários por causa de BBB. Aí em 2023 comecei a postar vídeo de receita. Um viralizou. Em 6 meses eu tava com 400K seguidores. As marcas começaram a aparecer: Tramontina, Nestlé. E eu lá, com 400K pessoas podendo scrollar meu perfil até 2019 e achar eu xingando participante do BBB. Minha assessora foi direta: 'Ou você limpa ou a gente não fecha com marca nenhuma'. Segunda-feira fechei contrato.
— Anônima, 26
food creator
"Tramontina não precisa saber do meu BBB 21"
All testimonials are anonymous and published with permission. Names are fictional. The cringe is real.
Everyone has something to clean.
Job Hunting
“HR googled me and found my 2020 Instagram rants. CleanMyAss found 340 risky posts I didn't even remember.”
Rebranding
“I'm pivoting from party influencer to wellness coach. Had to nuke 3 years of DMs first.”
Running for Office
“My opponent's team was digging through my old likes. We cleaned 4 accounts in one weekend.”
Post-Breakup
“2,847 messages to my ex. Unsent in 6 hours. Therapy could never.”
Agency Use
“We manage 15 influencer accounts. CleanMyAss is part of our onboarding now.”
We protect your data like it's ours.
You're trusting us with your most private conversations. Here's exactly how we handle that.
Zero-Password Architecture
Login to CleanMyAss: Google OAuth or email OTP. No password to create, store, or forget.
Connect Instagram: Session-token based, same encryption protocol the official app uses.
Result: Even if someone hacked our entire database, they'd find zero passwords. Because we don't have any.
End-to-End Encryption
AES-256 encryption on all stored data — same standard used by banks.
Messages decrypted only in isolated memory during AI classification, never written to disk.
Per-user encryption keys — your data can't be read even by our own engineers.
Your Data Dies When You Say So
Disconnect account
→ Destroyed instantly
Cancel plan
→ Destroyed instantly
Request deletion
→ Destroyed instantly
We don't archive. We don't "anonymize and keep for analytics". When it's gone, it's gone.
Instagram Account Safety
Residential proxies — indistinguishable from normal app usage
Smart rate limiting — mimics natural human behavior
Cooldown engine — auto-pauses if any risk signal detected
Session monitoring — stops immediately and notifies you
What We Can and Can't See
| We CAN see | We CANNOT see | |
|---|---|---|
| Messages | Metadata (timestamp, sender, type) | Full message content |
| Classification | AI result: "flirt", "ghost" | The actual words |
| Password | Nothing | We don't have a password field |
| Identity | Email for login | No real name, ID, or phone |